Palan-Tears — Dystopian Bottled Water Advertisement
Oppression. Bottled for your enjoyment.
Some bottled water comes from pristine mountain springs. This comes from the surveillance state.
Palan-Tears™ is a satirical take on the world of predictive analytics, ubiquitous monitoring, and algorithmic decision-making. With a clean, minimalist aesthetic that resembles a luxury bottled water advertisement, the joke unfolds at second glance: the bottle's shadow reveals what you're really buying.
Purified. Observed. Compliant.
Perfect for developers, privacy advocates, civil liberties enthusiasts, security professionals, and anyone who has ever wondered whether convenience is worth constant surveillance. Hang it in your office, home, or workspace as a subtle reminder that the most valuable thing being collected isn't the water—it's you.
Printed on premium museum-quality paper, this design is part of the Official. Artificial. Satirical. collection from AI Swag Shop.
More details
- Paper thickness: 0.26mm
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO brightness: 104%
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: AI Swag Shop
- Email: aiswag-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
